Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Bachelor SPOILER... Who will Brad Choose?

I hate spoilers... I try so hard to stay away from them!  But, The Bachelor spoiler was just one of those things I couldn't resist!  Especially after my Monday of... I'M ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE he's going to choose Em!  This damn spoiler kept haunting me out like an episode of Ghost Hunters!
As for this spoiler....  Well, let's just put it this way.... I'm NOT absolutely positive about Emily anymore!  Do you really want me to spoil it for you too?  From what I've been reading, I'm going to need a big box of tissues on the night of final rose ceremony.  And the tissue won't be for "tears of joy" if what they're saying is true.  Sniff, Sniff... There's only two things that could make me feel better:
1.)  Brad picks Em (the obvious).
2.)  Em becomes the next Bachlorette (after Douche Bag Brad breaks her heart!).
According to my reports, NEITHER of the two are going to happen!!!  So... Brad... All I have to say is... You piss me off!  Again!  You've just destroyed every hope I ever had in you (and little Ricky Bobby too!).  You're pushing me away and I'm starting to think that maybe this will truly be my LAST season of The Bachelor!  Just when I thought you were doing me right, I had to go off and read the spoiler.  I can't take the Emily rejection anymore!  I can't promise you that I won't destroy my (ever so comforting) television once you've made your choice!  Boo on you Brad Womack.  Please prove them wrong and say it isn't so! 

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